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Life story…
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Imagine if a Hogwarts acceptance letter arrived at your house.
You’d look up from whatever you were doing like:
You would then spend the next couple of days like:
You would then go to diagon alley and you’d be all like:
You’d go from shop to shop like:
Then, on september 1st you’d run through the barrier on platform 9 3/4 like:
You’d meet people on the hogwarts express like:
You would realise they’re just like you and you’d be all like:
Then you would jam for the rest of the year like:
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If I worked at a restaurant on Valentine’s Day I would put a fake engagement ring in every girl’s drink.
Just to look at her act like:
Then watch the dude sit there like:
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When my parents leave home and don’t take me:
When I was a child.
Nowadays.
YEAAAA BOIIII!!!!
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I hate it when I walk into class late and everyone’s like
and everyone asks why you’re late and you’re just like
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